I love fandom opinion that Moxie is a kind editor🥹

A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

aren't you kids a little young to be Cthulhu ?
yes. yes we are

People I'd like to know better: tag game

Tagged by @biscuit-o here (thank you!! Putting this in a separate post to spare our followers the extremely long thread, lol)

Last song: ♍ - Let Me Dance, Let Me Glisten (by Flutterwhat (James Fischer))

Last book: Technically The Wheel of Time 4 - The Shadow Rising, but we're always working through like, five books at any given time.

Last tv show: The White Lotus courtesy of partners. I have no idea what's going on in there. Lol.

Sweet/savory/spicy: Savoury.

Relationship status: Happily partnered with @inseparabiles <3

Last thing i googled: Not counting things I googled for this post, "générique bob le bricoleur"

Looking forward to: Tonight's writing sprints with friend, and Saturday's movie date with partners.

Current obsession: Coming as a surprise to absolutely nobody, Death Note and specifically MelloNear.

Tagging the last 9 people in our notes for this:

@angurgapi, @lasalebete (DIFFERENT tag game than the one you tagged us in, lol. Will do yours in a bit, I have to go to dinner now!), @astrolesbean, @willowcatkinblog, @dem-bones, @cheesyygarlicbread, @somapodra, @inseparabiles (I know you and love you but you can do this anyway. Mwah. <3), @demonic-mnemonic

Last song: Shut Up by Bloodhound Gang

Last book: I guess TECHNICALLY La peste by Camus but like i only reread a bit for a test.

Last TV show: fuck uhhhh I think it's gotta be Star Trek (TOS)

Sweet/savory/spicy: savory!

Relationship status: broke off with situationship (hallelujah), shmingle Ɛ:

Last thing I googled: not counting the things i googled for this post as well, uhhhh. Opal. For another tag game.

Looking forward to: shit man.... idek...... sleeping on sunday probably. OH YEAH NO next week i don't have much work Ɛ: looking forward to that. Well I'll still be working but yk. Also it's my bdayyyyy soon

Current obsession: I'm afraid I'll have to go with Arcane for this. Specifically jayvik. Looks away from my ao3 and drafts while sweating. FUCK!!!!! and also Disco Elysium bc i recently acquired the game and thats what i spend my weekends doing

no pressure tagging mmmmm @someonewarms (ya i know you but yk. do this if u wanna) @local-corvid (haiii new mutual Ɛ: ) @rapha-reads @ghostlycollectorchaos @identityarchitect @atomarium

Last song: Fucking Presumption (I just woke up okay)

Last book: 1932 Brave new world

Last TV series: House MD (I WATCHED ONE EPISODE PLEASE I DONT WATCH SHOWS IT WSS A MONTH AGO)

Sweet/savory/spicy- spicy, bite me

Relationship status: I don't fucking know

Last Google: the homological order of the alkaline alkines and alcohols

Looking forward to: school probably

Current obsession: high volume of fire systems

(help me I've been stuck reading classified engineering documents. AUGH the forces at play)

Tags uhh.

@anothermonikan @artisticcallycaffeinated @xenomorphicdna

As said previously no pressure for anything ever

Last song: -March of the Earwigs

Last book: -Gottfried Bammes: The complete guide to anatomy for artists and illustrators

Last tv series: -Supernatural

Sweet/savory/spicy: -yes

Relationship status: -lmao I wish

Last google: -cat skull

Looking forward to: -Getting an email about my application to the graphic arts workshop in my town

Current obsession: -Non at the moment

Taggery: @eltanin0 @astral-sky @outtox1cated @theonnor @nasthesilly

Last song: Spawn! by Evan Fong

Last book: oh god i actually can't remember, uh, do the idw sonic comics count? ig i read those a few months ago :[

Last tv series: also not really sure, but a safe bet is always re:zero, which was a few months ago

Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet and savory are nice, i will melt with spice unfortunately

Relationship status: very alone

Last google: "prominence II hasturian era either the server or you are running an outdated version of prominence II rpg" (trying to fix minecraft modpack)

Looking forward to: not really looking forward to anything, dreading a lot of stuff in fact.

Current obsession: wouldn't really say anything atm, a week ago would've been nine sols, and before that would've been helldivers 2. still need to draw a proper nine sols piece

(i feel like i've done one of these before but idk, anyone onto some tags i suppose)
@jaime-in-chaos @ramicorn @geoffguy @clever-naming-convention @betelgeuse-et-bellatrix

also anyone else is free to jump in, i just don't mind bothering these people :P

Last song: Smoke and Mirrors by Kikagaku Moyo

Last book: The Terror

Last tv series: also The Terror

Sweet/savory/spicy: savoury I think

Relationship status: happily in a qpr

Last google: "d2 sanctified mind damage type"

Looking forward to: hmmm not that much comes to mind, I guess KCD2, and also the watcher obviously

Current obsession: @kikikakapo's OCs tbh

tags uhhhhh @kikikakapo @lilypucks @saintwyrm @pookapufferfish @forveiin @will-bonna (no pressure to reply)

Last song: way down hadestown

Last book: the great gatsby

Last tv series: been too long don't remeember

Sweet/savory/spicy: salty!

Relationship status: no time for all that

Last google: "walking beetle shirt"

Looking forward to: winter percussion season, watcher dlc, my next cup of ice coffee

Current obsession: still rain world! and also watching pikmin video essays and also my ocs <3

tags: @pressurebomb-3 @churrorat-art @woahrook @unknownairlines87 @oy--with-the-poodles-already @blue-vein-tavern and whoever else feels like it !!! no pressure either way

Last song: wasteland, baby!

Last book: the picture of dorian gray

Last tv series: im perpetually rewatching gilmore girls

Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet + salty

Relationship status: gf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💚

Last google: all of sophie fosters abilities (me and my sister were trying to coherently describe the kotlc plot from memory) (its impossible)

Looking forward to: getting my liscence FINALLY

Current obsession: turtlewithhat on youtube

tags: @lemonysnicket @acesophiewalten @jacobsnicket @mortgenius @flanneryculp

thank you so much for the tag!! :) ive been so busy lately

last song: you are a light by pavement

last book: a young doctor’s notebook by mikhail bulgakov

last show: twin peaks

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet!

relationship status: single

last google: why milk cancel spicy (it turns out a protein in it binds to capacin!)

looking forward to: yellowjackets season 3!

current obsession: playing pathologic for the first time and really liking it :)

@k8-marsh @snckt @cathyleighdoll @accidentallylita

ok for everyone that was asking. i opened an etsy shop and these designs are on it among others. hurrah